I hate Ubuntu >:(
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operating in low graphics mode >:(

This is what happens when I try to wake the computer from sleep.

This is what happens when I try to wake the computer from sleep.

I have never seen such spectacular failures in Windows or OS X.

I have never seen such spectacular failures in Windows or OS X.

You can’t make this shit up

I finally got video chat working!

After rebooting into Windows for a few weeks, because Pidgin and Skype don’t do video chat in Linux, I discovered that if you run Empathy (which is shit), you can video chat with people on Gmail.  In 2 out of 3 calls, one person can’t see the other, and you have to hang up and try again.  It crashes, the video locks up permanently, and while working correctly, it uses 100% of the CPU, but it works!

Take that, capitalist pigs!

Video chat is supposed to be available in both Pidgin and Empathy, but it doesn’t work in either of them.