I hate Ubuntu >:(
uhhhh… the buttons are… sigh. ok, I’ll just hit Tab a few times and hope for the best!

uhhhh… the buttons are…  sigh.  ok, I’ll just hit Tab a few times and hope for the best!

One thing that Linux does much better than Windows: Fuck up.
It’s so much more creative than those boring old blue screens of death.

One thing that Linux does much better than Windows: Fuck up. 

It’s so much more creative than those boring old blue screens of death.

This is what happens when I try to wake the computer from sleep.

This is what happens when I try to wake the computer from sleep.

I don’t know.

I don’t know.

I have never seen such spectacular failures in Windows or OS X.

I have never seen such spectacular failures in Windows or OS X.

I dunno, that’s a pretty big difference…

I dunno, that’s a pretty big difference…

So reliable it hurts

So reliable it hurts

You can’t make this shit up