I hate Ubuntu >:(

Trying to play audio in Wine.  It stops for no reason after 10 seconds, the program locks up, and then it screeches a burst of noise into my ears.  It used to work fine, but now it locks up and hogs the CPU.  Inexplicable as usual.

Sound is choppy in Jaunty, which didn’t happen in Intrepid.  Trying a proposed kernel to fix it with Intel cards.

Why is pulseaudio hogging all my bandwidth?  I’m not playing any audio.  You’re just sending 1,500,000 zeros per second over the network for no good reason?