I hate Ubuntu >:(

Is the screen lock password box supposed to shake around erratically when you enter the wrong password?  It looks like a bug, but maybe it’s some basement nerd’s attempt at being cutesy.

Why can’t I double-click on .sh files to launch them?  Or right-click and open them with some kind of launcher?  I thought there used to be a way to do that.

STOP INTERRUPTING ME BY POPPING UP WINDOWS WHILE I’M TYPING! It’s 2010 and you still do this shit?!

Why does the bottom right corner of my touchpad act like a right-click button now?  Why is there no option to change this?  Did this start happening after the upgrade to Karmic?

And why do I need two completely independent and partially redundant apps just to change the settings for my touchpad, anyway?

This is what happens if you paste a lot of text into gedit.

This is what happens if you paste a lot of text into gedit.

Why don’t untrusted .desktop files have an icon?  They look like text files, which is stupid.  Give them an “untrusted” icon.

Long camera name is loooong.

Long camera name is loooong.