I hate Ubuntu >:(

I have my home server set to auto-login, specifically so that it will mount all external drives at startup.  It no longer mounts drives at startup.  Whyyyyyyyyy

I can't install anything. It gives me the source files and no commands to actually install anything whatsoever. I'm probably just being an idiot but I'm going to tie my laptop to a grenade and throw it at a child soon.
Anonymous

Now, now.  The child didn’t write bash, did they?  Direct your anger at the people who hurt you.

after installing linux (lubuntu) on my netbook I wanted to kill myself.
Anonymous

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255

a typical scenario on a ubuntu support forum. "Hey how do I change my _____" Answer: Oh it's very simple just open terminal type config amd corg xde4 then specify your values, then open up commander and download synpatic package version 10.1 (don't get version 9.4 or lower, it will cause your harddrive to corrupt itself) then install that run terminal again display prompt type in grub2 /autoconfig but don't forget to make sure you have admin privileges enabled, to enable admin privileges, open..
Anonymous

haha yes.  Or they give you some command line crap that worked for them 5 years ago, but 1. It’s obsolete, doesn’t work anymore, and screws up your system and 2. There’s an easy GUI method now that they’re completely ignorant of.

ubuntu/lubuntu/linux ruined my netbook. thank god it's old and not worth much but still. a usable computer now turned into buggy trash. fyi, the lubuntu can't display images well... you get these black spots on almost all pics. it's so weird.
Anonymous

Sounds about right.

Well, if people ask you questions about Ubuntu or Linux support, they won't get far.

They won’t get far if they use Ubuntu or Linux, period.  Go ask on Ubuntu Forums for help, they’ll give you 5 different answers, all of which are wrong/outdated.

How do i remove lubuntu?! omg... i hate this so much. i partitioned it so i am supposed to have windows still, but i can't boot it. i also tried pressing f11 for system restore, but lubuntu overrode that too! WTF?!
Anonymous

lol sux 2 b u bro

Welcome to the wonderful world of Linux!

Ubuntu, now with more bugs!

More new bugs with every release!  You never know what will stop working for no explicable reason next!  Collect them all!

https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/synaptic/+bug/754297

How is it that there are 150 GB of data in my .local/share/Trash that isn’t being deleted when I empty the trash?

“Try Linux Mint.”
Wow, looks like that will solve all my problems…

“Try Linux Mint.”

Wow, looks like that will solve all my problems…