I hate Ubuntu >:(

Why do I need to manually refresh Nautilus after a file is created?  I thought that used to be automatic.

STOP INTERRUPTING ME BY POPPING UP WINDOWS WHILE I’M TYPING! It’s 2010 and you still do this shit?!

Why is my CPU locked at 600 MHz!? I try to set it to back to normal and it just sits there and does nothing.

Why won’t Firefox start?  Why aren’t there any error messages when it terminates?

No space left on what device? There is plenty of space. What does this even mean?
Thanks to this error, I cannot edit my Beagle settings, and apparently I cannot have the search icon in the panel where it usually goes.

No space left on what device?  There is plenty of space.  What does this even mean?

Thanks to this error, I cannot edit my Beagle settings, and apparently I cannot have the search icon in the panel where it usually goes.

So now when I log in, I often get several “applet failed to load” errors.
Sometimes if I log out and log back in, they work again.
Other times I have to log out, log back in under “Failsafe GNOME”,go to System > Preferences > Startup Applications >...

So now when I log in, I often get several “applet failed to load” errors.

Sometimes if I log out and log back in, they work again.

Other times I have to log out, log back in under “Failsafe GNOME”,go to System > Preferences > Startup Applications > Options tab, click “Remember Currently Running Applications”, log back out, switch back to regular GNOME, log back in.  Sheesh.

Um, I can’t read that.
Also, Bluetooth has never, ever worked. Maybe in 2050 Linux will have well-integrated Bluetooth, after it’s become obsolete and gained “retro hacker” cred.

Um, I can’t read that.

Also, Bluetooth has never, ever worked.  Maybe in 2050 Linux will have well-integrated Bluetooth, after it’s become obsolete and gained “retro hacker” cred.

Why does the bottom right corner of my touchpad act like a right-click button now?  Why is there no option to change this?  Did this start happening after the upgrade to Karmic?

And why do I need two completely independent and partially redundant apps just to change the settings for my touchpad, anyway?

Ubuntu is very stable and reliable.
(It just sat at this screen and did nothing until I edited /etc/fstab to remove the partition’s UUID. You know, the thing they added to fstab to make it boot more reliably.)

Ubuntu is very stable and reliable.

(It just sat at this screen and did nothing until I edited /etc/fstab to remove the partition’s UUID.  You know, the thing they added to fstab to make it boot more reliably.)

I’ll consider that.

I’ll consider that.