I hate Ubuntu >:(
But the error screen is so pretty!

But the error screen is so pretty!

“Upgraded” my desktop to Lucid. 

“An error occurred while mounting /proc/bus/usb”.

And the Bluetooth keyboard is no longer recognized, so my computer is unusable until I find an old-school keyboard.

The last three kernel upgrades have all caused my computer to stop booting correctly.  In different ways.  Re-installing the kernel package fixes it.  Awesome.

Oh, for fuck’s sake

Oh, for fuck’s sake

After an update with a new kernel, my computer got stuck in a reboot loop.  Reinstalling the kernel fixed it. 

Seriously?  This can happen?

Good to know Ubuntu is getting better with every release.

Good to know Ubuntu is getting better with every release.

beagled-helper is hogging the CPU.

When I try to play 10 seconds of audio in Audacity, it plays a bunch of noise for 1.5 seconds and then stops.

given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow

given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow

Why is my mouse pointer frozen???